Apr 13, 2008

Transmission8's Most Eligible Bachelorette

Scribbled by Perky |

So I got tagged by Sam to do this Cleo’s Most Eligible Bachelor sorta thingy. Mind you, I don’t usually do Q-&-A’s because it’s rather pointless since the answers I’ll be giving you are mostly facts made up in my head.

On top of that, I’m not exactly a Bachelorette, being practically married to McChef and all. But since I am just an alter ego of a girl who can’t even tie her own shoelace, I guess I can play along.

So since I like Sam a lot, I thought I’d give this one an exception. Afterall, he ever so nicely tagged me as Perky Nipples. And how can I let him down after such ‘compliments’.

Sorry, I couldn't put up a proper profile pic as I have a huge hernia on my forehead. You see, you can always cover-up a zit or a scar with concealer, but a full blown hernia, on your face, not even the best makeup in the world can cover that one up.


BACHELORETTE NO. : 1


NAME : Perky Fab U Lus


OCCUPATION : Event Organizer Extraordinare


AGE : Forever 21


ZODIAC : Sagitarius


FAVE HANGOUT : The best place to be in KL called The Couch. You can hang out there for free, you don't need to bother with pesky crowd and there's no need to worry about traffic jams. If I’m not there, then I can most likely be found wandering around aimlessly at The Curve, trying desperately not to succumb to the pressures of capitalism otherwise known as shopping.


TALENT : Good at burning stuff, food mostly. Oh, bumping into things, falling down a flight of stairs, tripping over invisible objects. It takes LOADS of talent to maintain fabulousity when you're falling down and the embarassment after that. And I can also change clothes, apply makeup and talk on the phone while driving.

Three things you can’t live without?
Music, handphone and food. Music is for therapeutic purposes, good for my soul, keeps my sanity level checked. Handphone is so that I stay connected with the living, and it’s how I run my mega empire business. And food is what keeps my body running. But more importantly, food is what stops me from being cranky and wanting to stab a spoon into that guy’s eyes for checking me out for the past 10 minutes.


What is the sweetest thing a girl / guy has done for you?
I have to hand this down to McChef because really, he’s done the sweetest things (not in a sissy kinda way, of course… coz you know, he’s all macho and all that - I don't wanna get into trouble for calling him a wimp ;) ). And just when I think that it can’t get any sweeter than that, he would just come up with something that would just take my breath away completely.


He would make me the most romantic candlelight dinner in his room, or send me flowers.


He’s even bought me life insurance which he’s paying for.


Since we're living in different states, he’d fly just to see me. Oh, and let’s not forget the time when he got up in the middle of the night just so he can cook for his super hungry bitch.


I honestly don’t know what is the sweetest thing someone has ever done for me. But I do know I have the sweetest guy :)

The most daredevil thing I’ve ever done is...
Dancing on table tops? Nah, that’s not it. Riding the rollercoaster 5 times in a row? Nah, that’s not it either. Skinny dipping with my girlfriends in the middle of the freezing night? That could possibly be it.


What’s one thing you’re glad you’ve outgrown?
Boozing and partying 24/7. At first it was fun, up to the point I started doing it excessively. When your friend, the guy who chugs down 2 bottles of vodka a day, tells you that you should stop, that just shows how fucked you are.

Your biggest mistake is...
Not listening to my gut feeling when it was clearly screaming at me,”Get out of this relationship coz this guy is the lowest form of maggot-infested shit.

Which actor would play you in a movie about your life?
Renee Zelleweger. I think she can brilliantly switch from neurotic and psychotic to sweet and bubbly just like that *snaps fingers*. And that's a very crucial trait to have as I'm like that in real life. Also, Renee is the only actress I know that will put on the pounds for a role. So, to play me, she will definitely need to pack on the pounds especially in the thigh region.

Why do women / men...
Why do women fight to be treated equally as men, and yet will shamelessly bitch when men don’t open doors for them or don’t pick up the tab anymore?

If you were a product, how would your advertising campaign read?
Saying it as it is.

And to the people I tag: Whoever's up for the challenge! :) Just leave a comment stating you've done this meme and I'll come check it out.



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10 Your say:

Sam said...

Hilarious! I shall vote for thee - definitely the one with the best character, indeed the funniest bachelorette in the Bloggersphere! :P

Super leng profile pic also. Tattoos are the lurve. :D

The Banker said...

i love renee! i've had a huge crush on her since i first saw her in jerry maguire. i even a huge poster of her on the insides of my school desk (we had those desks that can be opened up like a car hood).hehe.

Anonymous said...

OH.MY.GOD. you are my idol perky! i've been reading your blog religiously for a while now & i have been thoroughly entertained! :D

you are like so kewl!! and i love love LOVE your tatu pic! :D would you mind if i got a similar one like that? where you get yours done?

hrugaar said...

Forever 21. Darn, wish I'd though of that. Except I'd be a bit younger. ;P

lyana said...

ngehehe- The Couch katanya.... :)

Anonymous said...

i don't what's sexy, is it your tatt's or is it the whole thing...mcchef is a lucky guy..

Perky said...

Sam:
Thank u dahling! :) I had fun doing the meme :)

The Banker:
Yeah me too! I love the sound of her voice & when she does the cockney accent, it's just sooo sexy! :)

Anonymous 1:
Thank u. It's always nice to know someone is enjoying themselves reading the 'crap' i put out ;)

Now, that said, I'm absolutely AGAINST ppl who "imitate" other ppl's tattoo. Come on lah, tatoos are supposed to be personal, they should mean something special and not be another rip off of another person's body, duncha think?

Hrugaar:
I wanted to put 30 as you know what they say - a woman's life begins at 30. But that's like way way way too old for me ;)

Lyana:
Duncha agree that The Couch is the best place on earth? hehehehe

Anonymous 2:
Let's just say that the tatt compliments the whole thing ;)
And no, you're wrong... I'm the lucky one actually :)

The Banker said...

the tatt, that's an orang ulu motif is it? i think i have a tshirt with similarly curly tribal motif - which i got in sarawak and it says orang ulu

if i'm an iban, i would get those manhood flower tattoo on the chest/shoulders..so cool!

Perky said...

Yeah it is... it's a tribal motif of a dragon. I have a slightly smaller tribal motif of a hornbill on my lower back.

I would love to get a traditional iban tattoo, maybe not a bunga terung... maybe something of that sort... entahlah... i haven't made up my mind on what the design will be or where I'm gonna put it.

but yeah, if u're an iban, you would traditionally get a bunga terung on your shoulders. It's quite popular with the westerns as well - in Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry video, Milo Ventimiglia can be seen sporting the bunga terung.

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