Crazy Mofo and I had this conversation a while back about our views on quitting the disgusting habit. Smoking had been our staple diet for so long but we did know that in the long run, if we wanted to live a long healthy life, it'd be wise to quit sooner than later.
Crazy Mofo: I'm impressed. You actually managed to give up smoking entirely. Here I am, puffing away, and there you are, not even tempted to take a fag.
Perky: I've gone cold turkey on cigarettes. I just hate it now - the smoke, the smell, the taste, even you my dear old friend, I don't quite like you right now.
Crazy Mofo: I don't know how you pulled it off. You were 1 very serious smoker.
Cancer pool, anyone?
Perky: Huh? You mean whores are like cigarettes to you? Didn't know you can get them in packs...
Perky: Well, why don't you just quit on both of them? You don't have to play russian roulette with your life, you know.
Crazy Mofo: I can't. Perky, haven't you been listening? I need them both to function as a normal human being. My lungs need to feed and so does my cock.
Perky: Then get a girlfriend. A steady one, not the one-night stands kind.
Crazy Mofo: You know I've already tried that road and what a "success" that's been. It's not just my eyes that wander, but it's also my cock. What can I say? I just love women.
Perky: Erm okay.
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Perky: I've never done a whore before.
Crazy Mofo: Well, good for you, sweetie.*
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Crazy Mofo: You were about to call me something nasty, weren't you?
Crazy Mofo: Thanks, love. *leans over to give me a tight hug*
Perky: What's that for?
Crazy Mofo: For not judging me so harshly.
Perky: Oh shut up, you pussy addict you...
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12 Your say:
ah well..we all have one addiction or another. mine's coffee and chocolate.
and can we please harpoon this guy and throw pieces of him to the sharks? *okay, am judging harshly here......*
Lol! Oh he gets it bad from me all the time. I'd feed him to the sharks myself but he's got a way with the ladies that it's just hard to stay mad at him. Plus, he's real eye candy too :)~~~
He may b a real heartbreaker with his women but he's 1 of my most loyal friends :)
whoa talk about will power..
will power not to smoke and will power not to swear at him..
hmm no face of him ei.. so its easy for the ladies to feed him to the sharks, what if the ladies saw his face (you claimed he is good looking enough to eat = eye candy) maybe they jump in with the sharks with him??
eiii isnt he worried at all getting STDs etc? i guess some people just love deadly thrills..
sad sad case..
btw perk, im glad u quit! u can geng with mr banker lah... the brain is the strongest weapon pun..
Budlee:
It took me years to finally quit 100%. I had many relapses in the past, so i hope this time around I won't fall back into my old habit *fingers crossed*
Hehhehe.. i don't put up any1's face pic on my blog (which is y everyone's got nicknames.
The ladies know what a womanizer he is but they still choose to be with him. So i think they wouldn't even think twice about jumping in with the sharks with him ;)
Mlle Linie:
He gets checked twice a year (yeah like as if that's any consolation rite hahaha).
Yeah i'm glad i quit too! :)
I guess he wouldn't quit smoking / spanking for the rest of his life after all... Oh humanity
The bonus is... he's a real eye candy (as you claiming him.. hehehe)... how many women has an eye for him ??? *LOL*
*seeking for great white shark to throw*
Yes, the inheritance makes all the difference. :P
I can't believe u wrote abt our conversation. hehehe. I feel like a rockstar now ;)
Hoi! m in town. let's meet up lah.
Alex.
Well, I think smoking ain't cool. Glad you quit 100%. Kudos to you ...
Nothing wrong with a lil addiction :)
Aziya:
I guess too many have fallen for him, including myself but that was years ago ;)
Sam:
Exactly! ;)
Alex:
Cool! Just holler :)
Nick Phillips:
Thank you :)
It wasn't easy but am so glad that I can now sit down on the couch & not have anxiety attacks like "shit, where's my cigs?" or "damnit, where did i put that lighter" or "ashtray! ashtray!!" It's nice 2 just be able to sit down peacefully :)
Savante:
Hmm.. I wonder which is the lil addiction? The ladies or the cigs? ;)
it's quite interesting to know people who are totally different than you.
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